Today, I got out of the shower and lay down on the bed in nothing but a towel, hoping my boyfriend would notice me. He walked into the bedroom to let me know he was going to the store, completely oblivious to the naked woman in front of him. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML
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Last Modified April 8, 2010 by Benjamin J. DeLong